‘Pilot’
“Sorry, nobody down here but the FBI’s most unwanted.”
--Fox Mulder

“He had a nickname at the academy. ‘Spooky’ Mulder.”
--Dana Scully

Dana Scully: “Time just can’t disappear! It’s a universal invariant!”
Fox Mulder: “Not in this zip code.”

‘Deep Throat’
Waitress: “I’m selling limited-edition prints—20 dollars. Down to the last five if you’re interested.”
Fox Mulder: “Put it on my tab.”
Dana Scully: “Sucker.”
Mulder: “What would be the chance of someone like me seeing a UFO?”
Scully: “Catch you outside…(looking at map outside restaurant) Want to see something weird, Mulder? Ellens Air Base isn’t even on my USGS quadrant map.”
Mulder: “I know. Let’s go.”
Scully: “You know? Where are we going?”
Mulder: “We got our own map—sucker.”

“Let’s just say this case has a distinct smell to it—a certain paranormal bouquet.”
--Fox Mulder

‘Squeeze’
“In our investigations, you may not always agree with me, but at least you respect the journey.”
--Fox Mulder

Tom Colton: “So, Mulder, what do you think? Does this look like the work of little green men?”
Fox Mulder: “Grey.”
Colton: “Excuse me?”
Mulder: “Grey. You said little green men. A Reticulan skin tone is actually grey. They’re notorious for their extraction of terrestrial human livers due to iron depletion in the Reticulum galaxy.”
Colton: “You can’t be serious.”
Mulder: “Do you have any idea what liver and onions go for on Reticula?”

“Do you think I’m spooky?”
--Fox Mulder

“So what is this, the anti-Waltons?”
--Fox Mulder
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Dana Scully: “Is this what it takes to climb the ladder, Colton?”
Tom Colton: “All the way to the top.”
Scully: “Then I can't wait til you fall off and land on your ass.”
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“Is there any way I can get it off my fingers quickly without betraying my cool exterior?”
--Fox Mulder

Fox Mulder: “If there's an iced tea in that bag, it could be love.”
Dana Scully: “Must be fate, Mulder. Root beer.”

‘Conduit’

‘Jersey Devil’

‘Shadows’
“Do you know how difficult it is to fake your own death? Only one man has pulled it off. Elvis.”
--Fox Mulder

Fox Mulder: “Have you ever seen the Liberty Bell?”
Dana Scully: “Yes.”
Mulder: “You know, I’ve been to Philadelphia a hundred times, and I’ve never seen it.”
Scully: “You’re not missing much. It’s a big bell with a big crack, and you have to wait in a long line.”

“They're heeere!”
--Dana Scully

‘Ghost in the Machine’

‘Ice’
“Obviously they think we’re either bright or expendable because we pulled the assignment.”
--Fox Mulder

“Bring your mittens.”
--Fox Mulder

“Before anyone passes judgment I'd like to remind you we are in the Arctic.”
--Fox Mulder

‘Space’

‘Fallen Angel’

‘Eve’

‘Fire’
“That’s one of the luxuries to hunting down aliens and genetic mutants. You rarely get to press charges.”
--Fox Mulder

Fox Mulder: “I was merely extending her a professional courtesy.”
Dana Scully: “Oh, is that what you were extending?”

‘Beyond the Sea’
“Last time you were that engrossed, it turned out you were reading the adult video news.”
--Dana Scully

‘Genderbender’
“I know what I saw, Scully, and I saw you about to do the wild thing with some stranger.”
--Fox Mulder

“So what is our profile of the killer? Indeterminate in height, weight, sex. Unarmed, but extremely attractive.”
--Dana Scully

‘Lazarus’
“For those of you who don’t know already, this one’s important to me so, um, let’s do it right.”
--Fox Mulder

‘Young at Heart’

‘E.B.E.’
Dana Scully: “Those are the most paranoid people I have ever met. I don't know how you could think that what they say is even remotely plausible.”
Fox Mulder: “I think it’s remotely plausible that someone might think you’re hot.”
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“I tied up an air phone for three hours. I don’t speak Japanese, but I think some businessmen told me to stick a piece of sushi where the sun don’t shine.”
--Fox Mulder

“And a lie, Mr. Mulder, is most convincingly hidden between two truths.”
--Deep Throat

“Mulder, if a shark stops swimming, it will die. Don’t stop swimming.”
--Deep Throat

‘Miracle Man’
“Ninety-nine percent of the people in this world are fools. And the rest of us are in great danger of contagion.”
--Sheriff Daniels

‘Shapes’
Ish: “Go home, FBI.”
Fox Mulder: “How’d you know?”
Ish: “I could smell you a mile away.”
Mulder: “Well, they told me that even though my deodorant’s made for a woman, it’s strong enough for a man.”

‘Darkness Falls’
“Come on, Scully, it’ll be a nice trip to the forest.”
--Fox Mulder

‘Tooms’

‘Born Again’

‘Roland’

‘The Erlenmeyer Flask’
“Okay, Mulder, but I’m warning you—if this is monkey pee, you’re on your own.”
--Dana Scully

“I can’t give up. Not as long as the truth is out there.”
--Fox Mulder